Tinky_Winky:
"I've been through this whole book and I can't find a damn thing on detoxing! Hell with it! Where's the bar?" Chris Farley's last days at the clinic.
Hippie:
Those friggin' Bendedictine Monks really trash a Ramada Inn...
Angel_Noir:
Brittish "Knight Rider". "Oy, what's are mission, ya great pissah?" "Good Heaven's, Mick. I will not abide with this abuse!" *Vroom**Thud*
E_B_A:
"Boarding Fran now... *BEEP* over... lowering landing gear..."
Artanas:
Went a little ethusiastic with the hedgeclippers mister Torrence?" "Well, Johnny doesn't like big bush." "Ah, indeed..."
JediClone:
People say it's impossible to snort cocaine in it's original "rock" form. Christian Slater says people are stupid.
Angel_Noir:
People say you can't get a decent high off of concrete. People are-MY HEART! *Thud*
Artanas:
Boris morphing into Joe Pesci? "Come closer chappie, so I can piss on you. Bing bang boom" How bizarre, how bizarre
Dibbley:
"If you don't like it just spit it out honey."
Angel_Noir:
"Swallow?! What are you implying?"
Angel_Noir:
"Help! I'm being mugged! The hell?! Dan Cortese?" "Extreme, baby!" "Here's a dollar!" "SCORE!"
Occupant:
Pauly Shore is Quasimodo in "The Grotesquely Unfunny Hunchweasel of Notre Dame" on a more honest than usual You're Shittin' Me Theater
Reynard_T_Fox:
Join us for a moment, as we go Inside The Amplenipple...
Angel_Noir:
"Do you have Busty Ametuer Anal Teen Harcore Bondage Beastiality 6?" "It's out." "Mulan?" "Yep." "Thanks."
Artanas:
"Pit Bull you call it?" "Ayuh" "Awww, pwecious widdle iddy biddy... *CHOMP*"
Angel_Noir:
"...by that time my loins were aching for an altar boy." "Uh, That's great." "I AM SLUTICUS!" "O-Kay..."
Reynard_T_Fox:
Keogh? "Uh, my buzzer doesn't work." *dingdingding* CORRECT! "You're shittin me!"
JediClone:
Hey Olive! Me an' Bluto have a griit ider! Ever hear uf a Manegk O'Tree?"
Artanas:
"That's right kiddies, Telerobey! Poke her in the belly, watch her turn into Shelly Duvall! Bash her brains in, she won't mind!"
JediClone:
Painted on his exposed fat ass... "Ample 3:16"
Artanas:
What happened to Wild Bill Hickock and Annie Oakley? Encased in Amplefemalecondoms 'course!... next week on the Miseducation of Caption This