screaming_fist:
"Sine here." "What about me?" "Cosine here." *scribble, scribble*
screaming_fist:
Paul Reiser comes out of his trailer to find that Helen Hunt's outearned him.
Artanas:
The sad sad day Xena encountered Iggy: Chicken Princess... Cue fruity bits...
Artanas:
Grecian whores come a-running for a chance to kick Ted Danson's head! Bless you Nielsen!
Artanas:
Newest Bond Girl: Ima Testosteronerich
Tumbler:
Here she is... Miss Least Infected...
SunSinner:
...whoa, bringing out the specially wrapped Polanski Kielbasa... must be High Holy Days or sumpin.
medusaD:
"Blow me."
DanZero:
And now, Caption This presents... the 80's!
Medieval_Knievel:
I'm going to re-enact Jack Be Nimble.
screaming_fist:
"I am Pug, Keeper of Xena's Yeast Infection Ointment."
Mystic_Cobra:
"It was terrible... all I could see was this man demanding to be called Kirk, and ranting on about Priceline.com?
medusaD:
"Allergies? Come, lets run through the flowers snorting Claritin!"
DanZero:
"Look at 'em. Chopping wood."
DanZero:
A.K.A. the *New* home of SciFi headquarters. (They work for peanuts, ya know...)
quickdraw:
Drew Carey's really gone down hill...
Dairai:
Like you could afford me, pinkboy...
BrakYeller:
"THE YELLOW ZONE IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING ONLY, ASSHOLE!!!" "Boy, remind me never to travel through La Guardia again!"