NurseNoir:
"Now don't getcher undies all in a bunch, sister!"
BurkeDevlin:
Sammy Davis Jr.'s favorite close dancing partner.
Lykanthropus:
Special optical effects by Spirograph.
CaptMidnight:
"I'll now remove this body wrap, and your skin will be as fresh and... oh, Zeus! I forgot the air holes!!"
devildoll:
Note to Self: Wait until credits roll before activating urine dump.
questor:
It's the new model from Hyundai.
YingYang:
"Motherfucker! How many times can we play that damn Ricky Martin song??!!"
Andy1251:
Weaker than marijuanna...
HanoverF:
...but enough about Brando's appendix.
UnReality:
"What's this 'science fiction' crap you people keep writing us about anyway?"
The_Gray_Zombie:
Sci Fi fired their program director.
402:
"Escalade" is Spanish for "the price is going up."
BlakHat1:
blah blah blah yoursoulnowbelongstosatan blah blah blah!
402:
Shatner's last words... "Priceline... dot... commm..."
screaming_fist:
William's account of his headlong plunge into a manhole began thusly...
Shattered:
...29 million of them can expect an audit in the near future.
DanZeroCap#100:
Geez, we stopped using the copier on our faces when we were 12. Grow up.
screaming_fist:
I am SciFi -- Stockroom