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Charlie Sheen isn't too Sure™
DanZero:
"Been out on the town last night. Excuse me. Hehe!!!"
medusaD:
"But we cover the sports nobody hears about! Like The Annual Midget Tosses!"
DanZero:
Yeah, because body parts make great compost...
UnReality:
"Crucify him!"
Occupant:
"Vroooom! I'm an airplane!" "Bill... Bill..." "Look out, Red Baron! Vrooooom!"
JoeAnthrax:
"C'mon, Joey, you should remember me... It's Steve, remember?? The long showers after track???"
GizM:
"Wait, I think this condom's too big for me."
Satch_Boogie:
Al suddenly realized how creepy it was talking about sex with a elderly german midget.
cambria36:
Janet Reno and her prom date.
GizM:
"Well, isn't that special!"
teambanzai:
Word to your mother home boys, me and my crew are getting down with our bad self.
Medieval_Knievel:
Who put this Garth Brooks CD in my tricorder?
Medieval_Knievel:
When Barney on Ice crowds Riot--next on Fox.
NickRoberts:
Spock's driver's license photo.
Lanzman:
"Dammit, Spock, will you quit that 'Two for flinching' crap?!? That HURTS!"
toy_yoda:
"He looks like Rhett Butler, and I look like... a fat Christopher Lloyd with no hair."
NurseNoir:
o/^ When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, th... o/^ "YOW!!! Damn!"