JollyOldSaintVicious:
"For the love of God, please help me!!! My mommy wants to take my temperature right between my bare buttcheeks!!!"
Vendebar:
Only the finest meat from wild mustangs!
DavidVader:
"Yes, I've used Rogaine for two years and I'm growing more hair - um, just not on my head."
Zonk:
Flame retarded pajamas?
zaphod555:
Oh lord, save us from this unholy plague called pokemon.
OrtegaSE:
Like many animals, Frank's baldness forms two large 'eyespots' on the top of his head, which he flashes when threatened to ward off enemies!
mistletoeD:
"Sacrifices are so messy! Go get the Swiffer!"
HRStockingstuff:
Sandcrabs are getting clever...
O_Torgonebaum:
Cup check! *Clank!* Ow!
Generik:
"Guess with them wooden teeth ya don't have to worry about toothpicks, huh, George? Har de har har!!"
amycamus:
This is a) firehouse mascot; b) fashion accessory; c) ego displacement device; d) entree at a Hanoi restaurant.
mistletoeD:
"You just *had* to turn me into a cactus, didn't you???" "Well, you are a bit of a prick."
Zombie_of_Xmas_Past:
Touched By An Endorsement.
GersonK:
"What? We no go there! thank you!"
Zombie_of_Xmas_Past:
"C'mon, Ya wanna play Cappers?" "I dunno." "You can be Gray Zombie."
mistletoeD:
"Yeah? You try working with Richard Simmons here!! He keeps jumping around yelling *sweatin*!!"
Zombie_of_Xmas_Past:
Woah, good shot with the Decapitato, Dan.
JingleBellOcc:
I don't want to get on a rant, but I HAVE NO F*CKING SPACESUIT!!! AIR!!! AIR!!!