HRStockingstuff:
Great for removing skidmarks from your underwear!
YingYang:
Yo mama's dropped her rates for a blowjob...
The_Gray_Zombie:
From the makers of Major Dad, it's General Grandpa.
Milleni_Amon:
Great. 36 more songs that I can do "The White Man's Overbite" dance to.
The_Gray_Zombie:
So first Godzilla, then Gamera, then Godzilla again. I said, "To Hell With This" and moved to the United States.
402_K:
www.beveryveryscared.com
YingYang:
The original beginning to "The Beverly Hillbillies" had Granny flipping off the camera.
quickdraw:
"I am NOT the face of 'erectile disfunction!!!'"
DanZero2000:
Nothing like fresh vomit to give your morning that *get-up and go!*
DanZero2000:
MAILER-DAEMON: Returned-unknown address.
BuckFifty:
*grumble* rassa frassin... Bastards won't tape Wonder Woman for me will they? Don't want $$$$$$$$ huh? *loads shotgun*
medusaD:
Yes, it's... Nostril-damus!!!
UnReality:
"And Community Chests. I *will* be king of the Monopoly board, mark me!"
Zonk:
These companies were bit by Lycos, and now they're all foaming at the mouth.
medusaD:
Especially at the SFC!
screaming_fist:
Bridge over the river Kia
Torgone:
The semi-urban 70's catch phrase that didn't catch on. Smart on, Dude!
medusaD:
"Whadd'ya mean it's not toothpaste?!?"