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JediClone:
Mr. Roarke's fantasy is for everyone to forget that Tank Girl ever happened.


HanoverF:
After hours of meditation, Jerry sees visions of Helen Hunt in 'Mad About You.' Needless to say he never meditated again.


Jersey78:
The Winnie the Pooh Murder Mystery.


Occupant:
Even though he's the founder of The Hair Club, there are still places Cy Sperling can't go.


Hippie:
Welcome to Pimpy's Carnival of Da Shit! C'mon up, you fly homeboys, get 3 Bitchslaps for a $1! An offer you best not refuse!


claimdude:
...uncertain what to think of her award, Miss Arkansas takes her stuffed gerbil trophy home.


Occupant:
Todd, your pilot light is out.


Torgotronic:
It's my latest creation, a combination talkshow host/sidekick.


Artanas:
"Don't mind him Jenny, dad usually scurries around on all eights for nightcrawlers around this time. Pop Tart?"


Meldrick:
Seinfeld goes back in time to the Last Supper, but Peter is unamused and beams him with the Holy Grail.


Artanas:
Well, at least Amplewoman organizes her activities well.


Torgotronic:
Sacrificial pig blood stains, what's a girl to do?


Torgotronic:
Cody, we need addict you to marginally effective OTC remedies immediately.


Occupant:
Suddenly, Steve's guardian plum fairy exploded.


Hippie:
Apparently Johnny Mnemonic was bad enough to warrant criminal charges.


HanoverF:
"Hmm, If you want your gun back, give us some bullets... sounds reasonable, I knew I could negotiate with those rioters!"


SunSinner:
As expected, A Chorus Line 90210 flopped and died a slow, exquisitely painful death.


SunSinner:
The Bauhaus reunion tour was a rousing success... Peter Murphy never looked more unhealthy.



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