Artanas:
Always the groom, never the bride, poor Fred...
Occupant:
Then suddenly, the movie said "NO! I will not be capped until I'M damn good and ready!"
Jazzsoda:
"Nope, they're still in there, keyboards at the ready." *slam* The stand-off continues.
Occupant:
...to remove any telltale paunch from Shatner's midsection.
JediClone:
Moses? Hi. I'm the new guy. I sorta fubar'd the schedule, so God's not here right now. Huh, my first day, y'know. But here's a burning stick for ya! Feel better?
Artanas:
There's something really goofy about seeing Henry Silva's helium filled disembodied head levitating in your closet...
HanoverF:
"Uncle Charley, I've met a woman who talks to me! I don't need you anymore!" "I knew this day would come, so I took your kids hostage!" "Who cares?" "Damn."
Hippie:
New Insurance Guy looks so pitiful I just have to throw him an extra Beggin' Strip.
Hippie:
Rook to Bishop--clever, clever, clever! I believe this calls for one ploy only... I must toss up the table and claim it to be another Tourette's flair-up.
Artanas:
"Damn dog broke again Timmy!" "I'm calling the cops dad." "We can fix'im!"
Hippie:
Damn them! The furniture had him surrounded now--undoubtedly the credenza was now calling all the shots!
bannerman:
Watch their love explode across the screen!
stalinkahn:
Captain, there is a bismark doughnut in the delta quadrant and it appears to have a blueberry center.
Artanas:
Tonight on Discount Night at The Movies: "Shaving Ryans Privates," starring Dabney Coleman, John Ritter and Alice Cooper.
Angel_Noir:
"What's that gun? You need bullets? Well, people in Hell need ice water. Ha! I'm sorry gun. Friends?"
JediClone:
Ha ha ha! Me make a silly joke! Me so corny!
Tumbler:
Whenever the cellar door is kept unlocked... another Sheen can escape to the surface world.
HanoverF:
After the exorcism failed, they decided to just paint Linda's room split pea green, for obvious reasons. "Aw, gee whiz, I'm sorry Mary."