Cerg:
The defect in the easy-bake oven opened the company to several lawsuits.
Hippie:
I showed up to this damn thing and all the seats were filled with hoagies. I hate performance art!
Torgotronic:
The Frugal Gourmet in "Hardcore 2: It's a Boys Life."
HanoverF:
*Warning, Britta water flitration system is not a toy, only operate wearing Britta approved bio-hazard suit.
Torgotronic:
Damn, we're at Area 52. I told you to turn left at the UFO Cafe.
JediClone:
Hold it right there young man! The last kid who wanted to see the Southern Oracle never came back to tell what he saw! If I help you, you're wearing a wire!
HanoverF:
Pinky and Jewel in "I Know You Tried To Take Over The World Last Summer."
flame:
"What is thy bidding, my master?" See? Hanson IS of the Dark Side! Where's my lightsaber?
Cerg:
Seconds later, the Unibomber's underwear band snapped.
Artanas:
When Plum Faries go square dancing: "Grab you spectrum, take 'em to the hall. Mosey your cochlea, spin 'em 'round the cyanide."
LouCyphre:
Yes, Mr. Rubick, we've noted a design flaw in your newest Cube... Well sir, it's the hooks, the children might- ...I don't care if it raises the stakes!
Xylorjax:
On the trail of Amplewoman, Jimmy is shocked to find that the only thing left of Mrs. Jenkins is her rib cage.
MrTim:
Forehead Fraulein arrives on the scene! "What's the situation, Narcoleptic Lad?" "Zzzzzz!"
Hippie:
Grandma is unable to tell Harry she saw a ghost, making only trembling blubber sounds and fart noises. But then again, she usually does that. Nothing unusual.
Artanas:
With one mighty cough, Steve was launched into orbit. Another safe takeoff from Cape Amplewoman.
HighlaLynn:
It's Palmalive -- You're soaking in it!
Neoknight:
"Excessive commercialization field dead ahead, Captain!" "Evasive maneuvers, Mr. Sulu!"
Mr13:
Although she pretended not to notice, Mary considered sueing the hypnotist for turning her husband into a chicken.