quickdraw:
"I don't know about you, but I think a good latex enamel is a lot more interesting to watch dry than your oil based paints..."
Maldemar:
It won't work, Danny. I can see you're still picking your nose.
Maldemar:
So he had that neon thingy surgically removed, eh?
Artanas:
Next on Easily Distracted Romeo: "But soft, what... Oooo, a penny!"
Maldemar:
Ted Turner promised he would colorize me.
Artanas:
For girls made out of warm taffy, press 1 then 5 then 8, real violent like.
Jazzsoda:
You know, somebody should really tell Andrew "Dice" Clay that there's a difference between being "banned" and just not being invited back.
JediClone:
"It's alive... It's Alive!... IT's A--" "Not yet!" "Oh... It's alive-" "NOT YET!" "Sorry..." "That's better." "IT'S ALIVE!" "Stop it." "Ok"... "OK, now!" "Now what?"
Jazzsoda:
Not only was Frankenstein a brilliant mad scientist, but he also rented out as a DJ for wedding receptions on the weekends.
HanoverF:
After his high-profile heroics during the near space shuttle disaster, the inanimate carbon rod went on to a much heralded film career.
Cerg:
While harnessing his brain directly to the CPU doubled it's RAM, the doctor found it rather inconvenient.
Xexus:
Dusty ears are now a thing of the past! Call now!
Occupant:
Where will you be when your laxative starts working and you realize you could have had a V-8?
Xexus:
A little cutting, a little pasting... now the car runs smooth as a whistle. I can't recommend Auto Repairs for Windows enough.
HanoverF:
"No No No! First you starch, then you iron! *Sigh* Good undead help is so hard to come by!"
HanoverF:
"Hey, it's Juan Valdes, what's he doing with that blood soaked machetti?" "Who cares, I need my coffee!"
Occupant:
You see, when a mommy daisy and a daddy daisy REALLY love each other...
HanoverF:
oO(Lets see how far I can skip this thing!)