Tumbler:
"Better raise the windchimes, Martha."
Lapre:
...damned priest exorsized my ghostwriter!
Artanas:
"I want a divorce!" "I'm Hugh Downs and I say no" "It's over" "Barbara wouldn't say that" "I'm getting my gun" "We'll be right back..."
Flanker:
Ted glanced over at Gerald, and noticed that his date, while an excellent dancer, was also deceased.
JediClone:
A generic black and white horror film set. From the makers of "The Terror From Beyond The Horror!" and "It Came From Them!"
Flanker:
"Good God Everley, do you see that?" "Yes, and it means only one thing: NO TEA!" "What shall we do?" "PANIC!!"
MrTim:
I *had* hoped to get through life without seeing a shot of Nipsey Russel getting rousted out of bed at three in the morning
Generiks:
Stroke no evil, Spank no evil, and Evil.
Artanas:
"'scuse me Drac, would you like some fresh towels?" "Blah!" "Well soooorry!" *THUNK*
keogh:
Now she wasn't really even trying for subtlety; she'd just left a prickle-bush on his toilet seat. These divorce proceedings were getting messy.
JoeCrow:
I respectfully protest we were never advised of any double secret probation
E_B_A:
We'll sell the fronts to the cars on a later date
JediClone:
We're LIVE in this auditorium full of ignorant knuckleheads! our special guest, Amplewoman is almost here! The wide load truck is backin in now...
JoeCrow:
...and put $20 on the Saucer Men in the 5th
HanoverF:
AmpleWomans Sidekick 'MyGodThatsAHugeAssMan'
JediClone:
We've secrelty replaced SETI's main radar dish with a giant Lego peice. Let's see if anyone cuts their funding.
Flanker:
"Steve, how will a giant cake frosting tube defeat the aliens?" "Um, I don't know."
QuanChi:
With the aid of the milk man June and ward finaly recapture the Beaver