JoeCrow:
Sandra Bernhart should just stick to stand up.
FOverHan:
Seizeing the oppratunity, the aliens whip out a giant marshmallow.
Jazzsoda:
Most of the guys are trying to be coy when suddenly Wilkins yells out "It looks like a big boob!"
Jazzsoda:
There were a few competing theories about what the object was, but once Timney brought up his "Giant DDDDDDDD Amazon Women" idea, it was quiet for a while.
AuroraBorealis:
Place Brain Here
Jazzsoda:
"*scccrrrrraaaaaak* *ptoooey*" "We're on!" "Huh? OH! Hello and welcome to Miss Manners!"
Artanas:
Thousands of fans agree, Monica's breath sure smells weird.
JoeCrow:
Ron and Nancy, the cognizant years.
HanoverF:
"Note to self, stop getting slinkies caught on my lip... owww!"
Hippie:
I'm way too tired to climb up there, no matter how good a caption may be at the top. One of you guys can go ahead if you want, I'll wait here.
HanoverF:
"Mr. Haney, what would I possibly want with a giant pair of Levi Jeans?!?"
Hippie:
Far from the toughest battalion, the Parasol Platoon was sent to guard the Library of Congress in the unlikely event of Communist invasion.
JediClone:
What the-- he cut me off! <HONK!> F*ckin' student invaders!
Jazzsoda:
"I'm going to look simply stunning in my battle hat! Now for some shoes..."
HanoverF:
"Ha! Filthy Capper! No Clevage for you! Next!"
Jazzsoda:
Courtney Love's holodeck fantasy comes to an end and it's back to waiting tables in the juice bar.
KINGDINOSAUR:
Aren't these Head & Shoulders® commercials getting too ridiculous with their dandruff portrayal?
JediClone:
We now return to "Its a Wonderful Life, But The Foreplay Stinks" ... "Please let go. Your Lee Press on Nails are drawing blood." "Aw, gee whiz, I'm sorry Mary."