JoeCrow:
Bill's attempt at CPR proved to be futile on Blow-up Wanda.
MrTim:
o/`Take me down to the paradox city/Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty! o/`
Xigeous:
(man) "What was that? Listen. I thought I heard jiggling."
HanoverF:
"And thats the van Greg, Peter, and Marsha lost their virginity in!" "Umm, thats nice Ms. Brady, but..." "And all at the same time too!"
Noodleboy:
Lethal Weapon 5: I'm too old for just about everything.
Artanas:
"No cheese for you mosignor, as you would say, we learn from our mistakes, eh?"
Wombatman:
As soon as grace was said, Father Mitchell lunged for the sweet potatoes, and woe to those who got in his way!
Artanas:
Jane: Scorpio. Enjoys frequenting the Welches factory, long walks, auto-erotic asphyxation with barbed wire and a canned ham...
Artanas:
"I'm sorry, you returned your rental too late. I'm afraid it's the badger pit for you."
Artanas:
"In the name of the father... the... bappa... er, the bappa. Oh no, bappadappadappa, I Shatner to the divinity! Cha!"
Angel_Noir:
"My psychic said that I would love long time!"
Angel_Noir:
"Hold on I'll ask. Do we have Prince Albert in a can?" "Yes. And tell them he'll stay in there until we get the money."
Artanas:
So ends the strange life of Parking Meter Pete...
Meldrick:
A highlight of the family gathering was when uncle Ernie would summon Ba'al.
HanoverF:
.oO(That does it! I'm giveing up! Enough of my dream of being a world class pizza dough tosser!)
KINGDINOSAUR:
"How about some service, Tired Fuck." "THAT'S FRIAR TUCK!!!"
Artanas:
"You still got that stained dress in your closet?" "Ah-huh, hee hee hee..."
Balderdash:
*sob* "Dear God, please help me not to pray so much."