AgentQ:
"So then Baker comes at me with a big left fist, like THIS!" "Grampa!" "Ow." "Did you take your pills?" "I tried, but Baker knocked 'em out of my mouth."
JediCorpse:
Jerry OConnel didnt want to gross out Neve Camble during the Scream filming, so guest stuntman Harrison Ford was brought in to "innocently" grab her boob.
AgentQ:
NBC's making a splash with its new summer-replacement sitcom, The Aquarium Family! Let's watch! "Bbllgglgjblbgub?" "Bgbbgubglilbgubglug!" *laughter*
Balderdash:
"Ah, finally a chance to see the inner-workings of the Caption This! Screengrabber... oh, hello keogh!"
Balderdash:
"Oh, look Ma laid out my clothes again! Doesn't she understand I'm in college? It's bad enough I still have to sleep in a crib!"
AgentQ:
"What the hell is that?" *plucks logo off screen* *chucks logo* *applause*
Balderdash:
"Don't believe me, well look right here. I took the Cosmo quiz. We're perfect for each other!" "Damn! Can't go againt what a magazine says! It must be true!"
HanoverF:
"There, that hot coffee will teach you to get excited when I'm looking at pictures of George C. Scott!"
Jillian:
"Listen you twit, How many times do I have to tell you? I prefer 'Custodial Engineer'!"
keogh:
While the SciFi Channel finds new and interesting ways to crush keogh's spirit and put him in a fetal position, we have time for a short break.
Jillian:
Jeff : Aries. Repressed homosexual. Likes jerky, Fritz the Cat, and Eyeliner. Hopes that his mother isn't watching.
Hippie:
Hey! I just noticed my last name's spelt like Bruce's! I wonder if I could be his long-lost kick-ass son! Ki-yaaa!
AgentQ:
"I like my women the way I like my M&Ms. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand, and they sound like Jon Lovitz."
MrTim:
"Yeah, they wanted me for _Team Knight Rider_ but I wanted too much money. I mean, without Hasselhoff, what's the point?"
NightTrain:
"Ever roll naked in honey and sawdust, and crawl into a cage fulla woodpeckers?"
HanoverF:
Sci-Fi Factoid, since it's Fiction, how could we find a factoid? This ends this little segment for good!
SunSinner:
"You just lean forward and prop 'em up on your forearms *thusly* and voila! It's even better than the Wonderbra!"