Balderdash:
...so get this, I says to keogh, I says you can't caption that! HA! Get it? Pretty funny? Joe?"
Artanas:
"Th-th-th-th- that's keogh folks! *dun dun dun dun*"
JediClone:
Meanwhille, in Australia... "Look honey, there's one of those fancy solar-powered marathon racing cars! Run it off the road!"
Balderdash:
"Hey, have I told you about the apple pie! It's delicious!"
Balderdash:
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today..." "Oh, no. I just deliver the flowers!" "Well, screw this! I'm going to Vegas!"
Artanas:
"Forget it Marty! The Delorean's gone... 'bang' ...just like my libido, Marty! Damn you for being younger, Marty!"
Balderdash:
"Bill, did you see the trailer for the prequel of Star Wars!?! It was so cool!" "Huh? What's a prequel?" "Geez, don't you know anything?"
Balderdash:
"Wait, you're not a cop! And that isn't even a real siren! It's just a bell on your bike!" "Yeah, so!"
Balderdash:
"Ok, just a little futher... a little more... just drive over the 'X'! Now when I bail out you just wait here! It's a surpise!" "Oh, boy!"
quickdraw:
"Nothing stimulates the scalp like rubbing your head with old brake pads."
Balderdash:
"Well, I never was like this before, but then Tomb Raider 2 came out... God Lara is hot!" "Dude, you know she's not real, right?" "Zuh?"
AgentQ:
Lonnie. Virgo. First in line for the new Star Wars theatrical trailer. Collects posters of nude anime girls. Foxy ladies are his Prime Directive!
AgentQ:
"FREEZE ASSHO--ah, shit." "Cut! Dammit, where's his gun?" "I swear, I just set it down in there for a second. I don't know." "What do we pay you for, Richard?"
Angel_Noir:
"Ri-keoooooooooggggghhh!"
Balderdash:
"NO! Not popsicle sticks held together with masking tape! AHHHHH! I melting! Melting! HA! Just kidding!" *RRRRGGH!*