Balderdash:
"Greetings, Earthling. I come from the planet Sandwitchia. Take me to your leader!" "Are you sure? He'd probably just eat you!"
HanoverF:
"Now look, I don't know what your problem is with this whole Fred Flinstone fixation, but no, you cannot have a pet dinosaur, and thats the final word."
Occupant:
DOOM: The Animated Series left a lot to be desired.
Balderdash:
*wakka wakka wakka* "Go! Go! Faster Pac-man! Faster! No! Crap! Pinky, you bitch!"
TravisBickle:
If "You've Got Mail" were realistic, Tom and Meg would try to log on, get continually booted, never meet, and eventually blow their brains out in frustration.
Hippie:
Here, on the Tom Hanks Fan Site, is where the concept of "You Got Mail" was introduced: "I liked 'Sleepless in Seattle,' but it needed more computers!"
Balderdash:
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Artanas:
"Hey Patches, what's wrong you widdle puppy you?" "I shall render you infertile with one massive strike from my maw, leaving you a twitching mess..." Awwwww
Scypha:
"So, you think I should get a really bad haircut, sit on a park bench with a box of chocolates, and tell outrageous stories about my past?"
HanoverF:
"Ok, our idea is to make an illustrated book, or 'Graphic Novel', if you will.."
_JediClone_:
"A Crsitmas Carol 2: Tiny Tim In The City"... "And God Bless Us Every One-" <HONK!> <thud> <roll> <crash>
Balderdash:
"So, what was it like being big?" "It was ok, I guess. Its just that the underwear was a lot bigger..."
TravisBickle:
"So Tom, why are you so happy about not being big anymore?" "Remember how not all of me grew?" "Yeah." "Reverse effect this time." "Oh my." "Indeed."
E_B_A:
Bill Gates tries out his new power headgear on the cleaning staff: "You will become part of my empire." "Uh, whatever..." "Bring me my scepter." "Er..."
E_B_A:
"Hey look keogh! It's a REALLY BIG SCREENGRAB with lots of people and stuff's happening and- OH! Sorry... my mistake."
_JediClone_:
Rick Schroder speaks out: "I want to die so bad! Please, Dr Kavorkian, help me end this post-childstar Hell!"
Artanas:
We now conclude with Saving Plum Fairy... "*cough* Tak! *wheez* Pewter! *cough* Castrol!"
_JediClone_:
Here at Kamp Keogh, we spend the nights muttering ghost stories and campfire songs below the human hearing range.