Balderdash:
"And now back to 'As The Keogh Turns'. When we last left... uh, when we last left... Oh, how the hell can I tell what's going on!?!"
Balderdash:
"God, this is the worst laser-light show I've ever been to! I'm getting my money back! *ZZZZZAP!* Owh, my eyes! My eyes!"
Jillian:
"Hello. I am Screengrab # 911373249, and I would really like to apologize for the hideousness of this man. Thank you."
Balderdash:
"They all thought I was insane. Insane, huh? No one wanted to tape Bionic Woman or 6 Million Dollar Man, huh? I'll make them all pay! They'll see!"
Balderdash:
Large espresso? Isn't that just another name for speed!?!
Balderdash:
"We're here on the set of Ally McBeal. Oh, and here comes the star now. Ms. Flockhart, any words for our viewers?" "CUT! Mike you idiot! That's a coatrack!"
keogh:
"Airtight, freshness-sealed, Cart-A-Corpse keeps bodies clean and out of the way until the heat dies down."
Balderdash:
"Yep that was me in the Mickey costume! Then some kid punched me, I sued, and now I'm living the good life!"
Hippie:
So it would take THIS much money to equal the kind of high-powered scam this exercise infomercial is selling? WOW! I'm convinced!
Artanas:
Tonight on Easily Distracted Kung Fu Master... "That's it! Hiiiiii... hey, somebody cooking a casserole? Yum!"
Balderdash:
"I'm Batman! I'm Batman! Geez, Tim must have made me do that 1,000 times! And guess what? He used the first take! The jerk!"
Angel_Noir:
"I'm out of order? Your out of order! The chicken marsalla is out of order! This whole damn spice rack is out of order!!"
AgentQ:
"FREEZE ASSHO--ah, shit." "Cut! Dammit, where's his gun?" "I swear, I just set it down in there for a second. I don't know." "What do we pay you for, Richard?"
Angel_Noir:
"Ri-keoooooooooggggghhh!"
Balderdash:
"NO! Not popsicle sticks held together with masking tape! AHHHHH! I melting! Melting! HA! Just kidding!" *RRRRGGH!*
Sailgirl:
Demonstrating natural selection, yet another stupid woman goes to the basement in a horror film.
keogh:
"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the keogh Celebrity Roast, with your host, Beck!" "Get ridda that light. We need total stygian darkness."
AgentQ:
The backstage antics at keogh's Celebrity Roast were equally hard to see. "Luke! I am your father!" "You are not. Shut up." "I am!" "No way!" "C'mon!" "Nope!"