JediClone:
Micheal Palin's globtrotting documentary shows would get more attention if he did them dressed as that cyclist from a certain Monty Python episode...
Seltaeb:
"Dude, the only way we can really protect the ground water is to stick this giant straw in the earth and drink it all up."
JediClone:
...and in that vision he did see little boys with eyes the size of cantelopes, and scantily clad ninja women with breasts the size of the little boy's head.
keogh:
Every year, the entire family dreaded August, when the whole clan got together for the family reunion/picnic. Even polite conversation would just explode.
Seltaeb:
Eager for ratings of any kind, PAX-TV creates their own Felicity clone called "Ociety." Gotta be better than the Love Boat reruns.
Balderdash:
o/`...check with the sun / Carry a compass to help you along / Your feet are going to be on the ground / Your head is there to move you around / So STAND! o/`
Balderdash:
But what the unsuspecting viewer doesn't know is that the SFC is beaming out 1,000's of subliminal messages... Like watch Sliders or die.
MrTim:
Autobots! Transform and roll out!
Artanas:
"Listen Tom, and listen close. One more time and M-O-O-N is gonna spell ruptured anal cavity, if ya catch my drift."
TravisBickle:
"And she said I enjoy pulling puppies' limbs off and watching them yelp for dear life... and that's true!" "CUT! CUT!"
JediClone:
Meanwhille, in Italy, lifeguards all over the country are observing "Bring Your Topless Daughter To Work Day."
Tumbler:
"...and from this day it shall be a crime... to not wear Wranglers. By tomorrow we will have decided upon footwear. Thank you."
GuloGulo:
Even hepped up on a megasnort of crank, country music star Alan Jackson can't outrun the new 1999 Buick!
Meldrick:
"Ha-ha-ha, he can't fool me, because I'm a moron."
Tumbler:
"Oh yeah... this is much nicer than the Tollway... damned if I'm paying $4.50. Lovely sky."