Datazoid1701:
Why, yes, my office is decorated like my bedroom when I was in Jr. High.
Datazoid1701:
Why did the Mulder cross the road?
holenozone:
This is what happens when you don't moisturize, people.
Agent_Moldy:
Scully, just before she blinded Mulder with SCIENCE!!!
holenozone:
Oh, this is that new show, Everybody Loves Raymon County State Pyschiatric.
Agent_Moldy:
"See? I asked for a private room for my mother, but instead, she has to share one! The conspiracy goes on! Why can't you see that?!?!"
holenozone:
"I am hidden dragon, crouching redhead. Fear me!"
Afgncaap5:
John McClane Vs. The Crystaline Entity!
holenozone:
"That clumping kitty litter is really something."
another1one:
John is confident he can win the staring competition.
Steerpike:
"What was the name of that waiter in France?"
Afgncaap5:
I keep tossing coins into the cup, but my wishes don't come true!
holenozone:
"The sign said, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. Little did they suspect I'm wearing no underwear."
Afgncaap5:
Suddenly, Scully found herself skeptical...
windsong27:
You can just drop me off anywhere. "No, no. We promised you we would drive you from Bangor, Maine to LA, and we meant it. We'll only be at the polar caves another week."
holenozone:
"I had this dream, this ugly vision, you're going to make a movie called Evolution, and it's going to really suck."
Cheerio:
Nude Model for the Discount Figure Drawing class... mmmmm...
cappin_marvel:
Do I get my own trailer when we do location shoots? Nooooooooo! But Mr. Bigshot, "I've made a 1/2 dozen box offices bombs" does, doesn't he?