Impugn:
Chess came later. First, Bobby Fisher conquered bowls of Fruity Pebbles.
Amon:
"Well, your fully dilated. The baby could come at any time." *Things a baby sees and hears*
TJgruffs:
Your typical state government paid employee nappin'... but then I guess he could be cappin'...
TJgruffs:
For the whole SciFi Channel or just this show?
TJgruffs:
The reek of burnt Jiffy Pop is more than he can handle.
TJgruffs:
That barn's full of baby seals and children with chicken pox. Janet Reno must have sent them.
Amon:
During smog alerts, being a pedestrian trying to cross the street is risky at best, as illustrated by this LA street webcam shot.
windsong27:
And now Telly Savalas for TJ Maxx.
KirkShatner:
And then, well, the toilet just blasted everything right back out at me...
windsong27:
So OK, I was beat up by a girl. But Tonya Harding is a pretty tough customer!
Amon:
I never thought I'd see a T-1000 beat like this!
linear98us:
Running along the Presidental prosession, Agent Jack Lennon realized he has to pee.
DojoGrant:
"How dare you insult my neck like that! ...oh, I'm wearing a turtleneck... sorry."
linear98us:
Holla, if yo want da shizzle weed, sir. My shit be total conic. Holla fo my nigga!
windsong27:
No I think Barbie's sun porch should be built on the side here. "Listen you guys, it's just a pretend house!"
serialzero420:
"It's OK Mulder, really. I DON'T need a hug!!!"
windsong27:
OK, you're thinking of a number, uh 5? Uh 8? 67 and 1/2. Ah, heck, can't we just make out. I hate your games.
holenozone:
"I've come to the realization that The Truth is NOT out there, over there, under there. The Truth is underwear."