cappin_marvel:
Wow, the Zodiac actually wrote the entire Roadmap for Mideast Peace in code in 1976... could Carl Wolfowitz be the Zodiac?
holenozone:
"Too bad I left my decoder ring back home with my Lone Ranger badge."
RedDogg:
The Spongebob Squarepants prototype
holenozone:
"Well this is a bloody mess! And I'm not pretending to be British, it really is a bloody mess!"
RedDogg:
World's most boring red light district
windsong27:
The day Dana Scully decided to redo American Gothic.
MaxKeller:
"Make me hot again you son of a bitch!"
holenozone:
"Oh, so I take this little plug out here, and then fill it with water. Hmm, thanks."
holenozone:
This must have been flannel shirt day down at the bureau.
windsong27:
AHA. The missing chads for the 2000 presidential election!
RedDogg:
A story of two flatworms, kept apart by their familys' wishes...
windsong27:
Anxious suburbanites waiting for the local Home Depot store to open.
windsong27:
I understand, honey, but since this is our wedding night, I sort of thought that maybe you would wear something a little more provacative than a flannel shirt.
windsong27:
Delivering pizzas in the projects requires a backup pizza delivery man for cover.
holenozone:
"What do you mean you're more attracted to me than ever now that I'm wearing mens clothes?"
windsong27:
The day it was discovered that Dana Scully had an unquenchable lust for Tupperware.
windsong27:
GREAT! Who forgot to refrigerate the potato salad???
windsong27:
Agent Muldur spent his rent money on lottery tickets.