wunshu:
One time I had a yeast infection so bad it smelt like Dunkin Donuts in my panties.
svpb:
I've never seen it done that way...
Crow_Servo_Nelson:
His pain reminded him of a snowy Christmas, when Santa fogot to get him a train set.
svpb:
ZIPPLOCK, Keep your weapons out of harm's way, while keeping it fresh.
Billy_Zoom:
"Don't bother, doctor... he's an organ-donor."
Mercutio_Jones:
I should have known not to trust a medical school advertised by Sally Struthers!
Mercutio_Jones:
Should I tell her that she's got a big piece of roast beef in between her front teeth or not?
Billy_Zoom:
U.N. weapons inspectors are more reliable than these two...
cappin_marvel:
Only me and Gary Busey can look this intense, and Busey only has 1/2 a mind to do it right!
pearliepie1:
Emily knew to always keep the safety bolt on when Jehovah Witnesses came to her door.
cappin_marvel:
How about if I cover it with my hands. Can you smell it now?
pearliepie1:
Hello, Dionne Warwick Psychic Hotline? Yes I need some assistance in tracking down a fugitive from justice.
pearliepie1:
OK chicky, this time you are going to tell me what a stud I am, except you're going to do it with feeling.
pearliepie1:
Uh, er, Ms. Scully I must excuse myself to the men's room. My, er, uh, Little Skinner has become caught in my pants zipper.
MST4000:
"I didn't want to be a counterrevolutionary... I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!"
pearliepie1:
And now the season finale for THE BACHELOR! This is the time Stevie Wonder was the contestant.
linear98us:
The daughter of Jay Leno returns!
MST4000:
"Man, Scully was right. I am spooky."