Coakley:
Before Scully, Mulder was partnered with that guy from the Full Monty.
UncleLeo:
"You're the brain sucking mutant vampire from hell?" "My friends call me Horace."
asteroidboy:
.oO( Works every time... Chicks dig the candles...)
Glome:
And the princess lived happily ever after. "Goonight Scully." "Goodnight Mulder."
Glome:
Hey, weren't you Sarah Conners roomate?
Glome:
Okay, we've gone into a Scully Glamour Shots session
sanspants:
"Are you sure I'm not Julianne Moore?"
sanspants:
"Be-cause life is nic-er when you pro-nounce ev-er-y-thing pho-net-i-cal-ly."
Mercutio_Jones:
Mulder looks with dismay at Skinner's bad impersonation of Ernest Borgnine.
Amon:
"...and there were monkeys. And leprechauns. And some strange device I never saw before."
Amon:
"Please... don't cap me... I am just a poor foreigner, and I'm not sure what a cap is. But I don't think it would be pleasant."
Mercutio_Jones:
And if you guys don't start winning some softball games, I'm taking back the FBI team windbreakers!
ROBOTCROWT:
Hi, I'm Kate from Drew Carey. Oh, so you FBI types like it with the light on, hey? Cool by me.
Amon:
"Too many... cigarettes... Can't... ... breathe..."
Mercutio_Jones:
Gee, Richie, thanks for taking me to the drive-in on a double date with Ralph Malph.
Amon:
THAT'll teach that son of a bitch!
Mercutio_Jones:
Making copies, weeee! I just love filing and making copies! Yee haw!
ROBOTCROWT:
Why are they sending us out on this mission? Who do we look like, Robert Culp and Bill Cosby?