MST4000:
Once she mentioned collecting Hummel figures, it turned into the longest elevator ride ever.
pearliepie1:
Dang, the government needs to do something about all this smoking in their buildings.
larsEdotes:
If I work this right, I will eclipse my career AND get better hair in the long run.
MST4000:
"Look, Mulder, I don't appreciate you altering my badge to read 'Female Body Inspector.'"
pearliepie1:
It was at the most inopportune moment that Smithy learned that he was NOT invisible.
keogh:
What the audience didn't realize was Scully never drove because she was always coming off a drunk. Here we see sitting up front isn't enough.
Hippie:
Hey look, Scully! That trap caught Pinhead! Proof of the existence of hell! *Dammit, Mulder! It's me, Skinner! I'm missing my acupuncture appointment!
Jazzsoda:
I don't know what kind of shennanigans were going on down in that mine shaft, but they boarded up the hole after Cindy gave birth to a singing horse's head.
Billy_Zoom:
This caption brought to you by the number 4...
Hippie:
Hurry, Krycek! If we can only hit 85 we can go back in time and prevent Mulder's birth! And the cancellation of Taxi, if we have time.
Jazzsoda:
Ted always kept his side-view angled into the car itself, and today that phobia would finally pay off.
Billy_Zoom:
"Blue-32, Blue-32... hut, hut--hike!"
Amon:
"What happened, Dad?" "Well son, Depends..."
keogh:
"You think the secrets of the universe will lead you to the greenhouse of an effeminate British man? Only if I'm growing tripweed."
Hippie:
No, begonias are nice and all... I just had more of a man-eating plant sort of thing in mind.
Billy_Zoom:
Hey, the Ice Princess finally warms up a little...
Amon:
"Well sir, I've had one too many rhinoplasties done, and my nose won't stay on. That's what this cap is for."
Jazzsoda:
Meanwhile, a nearby moth fluttered on, oblivious to the conspiracy, conspirators, and everything else except the vague light in the background.