cfr23:
As expected, he was born there, and the front door is open.
JurassicPork:
"Miss DeGeneres, my eyes are up here..."
Sociotard:
Well, it looks stupid, but on the upside this is the first remote we've never lost.
windsong27:
Wow would you believe this lady just had her makeup done professionally at the Acme Mortuary & Beautician school?
windsong27:
And ma'dm if you buy two subscriptions to Boys Life I get a free Jet Rocket Gyro as a premium gift.
windsong27:
Boo Hoo. First I was stood up by my date at the drive-in, and now I found out there are no cartoons!
windsong27:
How was I suppose to know that the little girl scout knew karate?
robocop53:
Hey! It's time to horse-a-round!
darksoulnohope:
Scully wonders where Mulder is, but is soon to realize that she is working with the dreaded T-1000.
flappersquirrel:
After the lovely Healthy Choice meal, you also get a fun filled stagger to the outhouse!
flappersquirrel:
Awwwww, the baby's kicking!
Kevbo32:
They were taken to get California Driver's Licences.
looseygooseyman:
"Lady how many times I got to tell you? I don't want no Mary Kay stuff!"
Tsunade:
Tonight, Steve Martin guest stars on a very special X-Files. Next on FOX.
Xengal:
One of the select few that needs those warnings- "What the heck does say on the box? ...remove plastic and foil BEFORE swallowing... Damn!"
haileydayz:
Oh me, pick me! I want to disect the body... ohhh, pick me!
windsong27:
OK, tell me your story again Scully. You had a drink with a parasol in it, you went to the ladies room, & when you returned you were standing in Dodger stadium?
windsong27:
Look Muldur some documents written in German with swastikas on them. "Forget it Scully, we're looking for Nazi material here."