MoronRich:
"Tinkerbell, put the gun down. Killing Wil Wheaton won't help your case. Tinkerbell, PLEASE...!"
windsong27:
Hey Scully, nice tan. "Excuse me?"
windsong27:
"Muldur, why are you acting so strange? Is there something different about me since I came back from the Acme Tanning Salon?" Uh, No Scully.
windsong27:
Muldur, Muldur, wake up. You fell asleep at your desk. Are you all right? It appears you were having a bad dream.
mutineer10:
"This hotel room has a microwave..." they told me. Can't even fit a Hot Pocket in here!
wd40:
A young Sam Clemmons tries his hand at editorial writing, only to find himself riding a rail out of town.
Amon:
PUMAT of Tom Selleck, Les Nessman, and Odo.
Amon:
Dana can only stare in amazement as Mulder strips off his human suit, and reveals that he's truly a gray.
Amon:
I love this effect! The floating head... I *still* have no idea how they do it, though!
Amon:
"...and this is Dana and me by the Jolly Green Giant statue."
Amon:
Desperate for work, Molly Ringwald accepts a one-scene role as a receptionist.
Tuldie:
...and he turns around to find that, in fact, there's no one there.
Tuldie:
The swift kick renders his balls incapacitated.
Tuldie:
Not the way to look at ants.
Tuldie:
This is no way to listen to a cd. You have to put it in a cd player.
Tuldie:
Constipation is a bitch!
Tuldie:
Looking up Anderson's skirt...
Amon:
"I just love those upside down marguaritas!"