d3bjorn:
Sure, Kirk is the "big man" on the ship, but I'm big in other areas if you know what I mean.
Datazoid1701:
Bones says you gave him a wedgie and then snagged on him. Is this true, Spock?
Datazoid1701:
To dream the impossible dream. To fight when your arms are to weary. To.... NEXT!
Datazoid1701:
Spock gave me a wedgie.
Hinermad:
"Leave me alone! *sob*" "Joe, you can't just drown your sorrows in soft-serve chocolate. You'll get a brain freeze!" (DQ employees have stressful lives.)
Yeerkkiller:
"Chekov, play with Adobe Photoshop on your own time! We're trying to run the ship here!"
cscott:
And now, Star Trek Playhouse present "Fantastic Voyage"...
Hinermad:
No, Captain, Starburst candies are not appropriate as control panel decorations. Jolly Ranchers, on the other hand...
Yeerkkiller:
If Ace Rimmer and John Agar had a baby...
KIPPAGE:
"Now exhale sharply Mr.Scott and we should dislodge the goober in your sceptum!"
mikerafone:
"Scotty! Your sister's not much in bed!" / "She's givin' it all's she's got, Cap'n!" / "Not good enough!" / "If you push her, she'll blow!" / "Good enough!"
cscott:
"Guess who I'm playing in the ship's production of 'Peter Pan'? Go ahead, guess..."
icabod:
Please I beg of you, no more reading from Dr. Suess... "and the Fribbles did frabble that day."
icabod:
Ugh! you're not supposed to kick me in the nuts. We're just acting for Christ's sake!
icabod:
Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a... I guess I should do something... nope, you're dead, Jim.
ed_209:
"I can't move." "I believe we're being telepathically forced to assume the position, captain." "For what?" "[Bring in Goliath!]"
mikerafone:
"But David! The statue looks just like you!" / "I know, I know... but couldn't Michelangelo have made me a bit more... um... heroic?"
ed_209:
"There, there, it's alright. I'm sure Goliath didn't mean to ream you that hard, he was just having fun." *sob* "I feel so violated."