ed_209:
"Well I know plenty of the men who happen to enjoy my spongebaths, thank you very much!"
mikerafone:
The opening scene from Blazing Saddles 2250.
gleeb:
"It's not a pocketbook, you pointy-eared hobgoblin! It's a European hold-all!"
gleeb:
The owner of a brown late-model oxcart? You got a lot of crap to clean up in the lobby...
gleeb:
I'm getting up a class-action suit againt the hairdresser. You in?
DuncanDisorderly:
It's 'A Very Brady Christmas' gone horribly wrong.
gleeb:
"Now is the winter of our discontent..." CUT! Wrong costume!
gleeb:
"I assure you Captain, nothing can prepare you for M Night Shamalamadingdong's _The Village_"
Equinox365:
Girdle failure can occur when you least expect it.
Equinox365:
Eech! This was Starbucks' "coffee of the day"...? Vanilla almond? Aggh! Yeoman!!
Xengal:
"Yes Captain, we've accellerated your metabolism to be just like ours, -so now, you and I can get married!" "Um, you're moving a little fast aren't you?"
ed_209:
"Sir, we seem to have somehow ended up in Batman's universe, which explains why everything's slanted." "Holy 45 degree ang...Shit! Spock, we gotta get outta here!"
Mutants_Dad:
There's a shock. Shatner's pushing the other guys away when he sees a hot babe in a nightie.
gleeb:
I sentence you to watch "Star Trek V" over and over...
posthumous:
You'd only hurt me in the end, Bones.
freezer2:
I'll do you for fifty and your little friend for twenty-five.
Amon:
A red-bellied and a yellow-bellied sapsucker compete over a prime nesting spot.