Dita DuPave:
Meanwhile, Chaka and the love child of Ric Flair and an insect look on...
Datazoid1701:
We took a vote and I am the President of the Buddy Ebsen Fan Club.
meQal:
Hahahaha! Space Nazis! Those fans will watch anything!
Drake_Tungsten:
Kirk is almost gleeful as he regails Spock with a hillariously revolting encounter he had once with a green slave chick, a chimpanzee, and a mule.
Datazoid1701:
How Spock got the Priceline.com job.
ed_209:
Locked up for Dubya impersonating.
Datazoid1701:
Kirk attempts to cut his wrist upon viewing Spock's superior upper torso.
Equinox365:
"Vulcans in Chains", now at a seedy theater near you.
Datazoid1701:
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way... Where are my leotards?
YibbleGuy:
"Since I arrived at the scheduled time, it is illogical that I do not have access to the racquetball court."
ed_209:
"What do you want, Spock? Heads or tails?" "I believe I'll start with heads, Captain." "Oh, you guys flipping a coin to--" "We're not talking about coins, Ensign..."
d3bjorn:
Are you ready, red-shirts? Take point!
d3bjorn:
Don't wake him! We need a sample of his beard.
Drake_Tungsten:
"Very strange, Scotty. He reminds me of myself somehow..." "Aye, Captain, you've noticed the hairy palms as well, then..."
d3bjorn:
We've found you this week's girl, captain. Can we beam up now?
KIPPAGE:
"Dont even try to out-smarm Shatner Danny, your face will fall off!"
d3bjorn:
Ahhhh! Fresh air!
d3bjorn:
You have to understand that there are other alien indian girls that need me...