thebigkahuna:
Shatner always blows his lines just to take the same scenes over again.
MaxKeller:
Here red shirts are born and raised, only to meet a tragic fate.
thebigkahuna:
But the plot was rotten to the core.
tanne:
Oo. Hmm, this one's for Spock... he loves me, he loves me not... oO
MaxKeller:
"Enterprise, this is Kirk... I picked a pretty flower... out."
KIPPAGE:
Julie Newmar in "The Return of Macbeth"...
jebus:
Will Ferrell stars as Zadar, Supreme Commander
windsong27:
Aye don't worry C'ptain.The crew is hard at work in your absence. (Sulu) "Ha, sunk your battleship, you're mine now."
Drake_Tungsten:
Spock notices the signs in Kirk both of command incompetence and incontinance.
UnReality:
"At least now I'm *supposed* to wear a girdle and Depends!"
windsong27:
Listen, Spock. This is the last low price airfare to Timbuktu available on Priceline. If you don't grab it now, you'll regret it forever.
Agent_Moldy:
If you think being dressed in the shower curtain is bad, you should see what she did with the curtain rings...
windsong27:
Fiberglass Enterprise set - $12,000. Cheap red lighting $19.95. The feeling that a red shirt crew member gets when sitting in the captain's chair - priceless!
mikerafone:
In later years, wild sex gave way to square dances. That's when they all decided to go out the air lock together.
windsong27:
Men, explain to me again what I'm seeing on the screen. "Well Captain, the gorilla needs to get to the top of the structure while eluding the barrels & firebombs."
mikerafone:
"I've heard of your away missions, Captain, and I think I'll just be taking off this red shirt, if you don't mind."
RodRocket:
"And don't ever let me catch you fucking the synthetic meatloaf again!!!"
daupstart:
Even Pony Boy wants to become part of the Enterprise crew.