Mutants_Dad:
THREESOME!!!
Amon:
Shatner tops off the smarm tank during a break in shooting.
freezer2:
Let's twist like we did last summer!
ArchHallJr:
"Not only is my beauty an illusion, I'll give you a nasty case of Venusian gonnorhea."
KIPPAGE:
oO"If that Pike isn't real, and I'm the real Pike. Then this is a film and he's the reel Pike and I'm the... Oh crap!"Oo
smick:
Tell me exactly what it means to become your "biotch"
Coakley:
"Spock, I Shrunk The Captain." Next on Forced Perspective Theater.
Datazoid1701:
I know your true function and the others must never know.
Loodvig:
"Keep your elbows straight! How are we gonna with the tango competition if you don't pay attention??"
Drake_Tungsten:
Both Kirk and Spock are awkwardly confused when Mills Lane shouted, "Let's get it on!"
Agent_Moldy:
"What's the matter, Kirk? You sayin' you don't wanna get jiggy with Granny Clampett? I got moves you never heard of, sonny!"
NumanEllium:
"You make Kool-aid with sugar? What a whacked out universe you've got here. We use vinegar back home."
MarionneBlack:
They issued this red shirt to me 5 minutes ago. I've already drawn-up a will and now I'm saying my last goodbyes to the crew.
NumanEllium:
"Hah! What are the odds we'd both wear the same thing to a party?" / "Better cover our embarrasment before anyone notices." *zzzzZAP*
DuncanDisorderly:
Looking remarkably like Jeff Bridges, the Cap'n scarfs down a jelly donut, as evidenced by the splooge on his chin.
Agent_Moldy:
"Huh? Oh, that's jam. Hey, speaking of, didn't you just love it when you were a kid, & your mom would send you to the movies with a jar of jam & a spoon..."
Agent_Moldy:
"Mmm, Captain, you taste like Justin Timberlake..." "Mmmm, so do you..."
thebigkahuna:
"Hold me closer... closer..." "If you get any closer you'll be behind me!"