Xengal:
Evidence that indeed vulcans do have emotions- "Fine. Go on and have your little party..." *sulk sulk* "...don't bother asking ME if I'D like a cookie..." *pout*...
mikerafone:
"Judgin' by the indentation in this chair, Kirk's ass is much bigger than mine."
mikerafone:
If she's dead, she won't mind me jumping on, right?
Xengal:
"..aw c'mon, its not such a bad outfit, honey. Just next time put your underwear on before you get dressed..."
Xengal:
"Hey Capt, lookit that big ad for a new book, 'Adventures of the Enterprise, starring -Captain Sulu?'" "Oh boy, that's gonna come back to bite me in the ass.."
Loodvig:
VH-1 strictly enforces their new 'no bellybutton' clause...
tinaw:
Kirk, momentarily paralyzed while changing from fight mode to sexual predator mode.
Loodvig:
"Hmmm... better add another industrial jug of eye shadow to the grocery list..."
Nodrog_CRC:
"Doctor, we just want to know what happened to his legs."
Nodrog_CRC:
Kirk: "Now that she left me, everything I see reminds me of her. The sky, those rocks, her lipstick on your collar..."
MarionneBlack:
My diagnosis? He's uglier than sin and no fun to be around.
MaxKeller:
Grumpy Old Ferengi
MarionneBlack:
You can wail, pointy-eared dude!
Datazoid1701:
Embarrasing Captain Chair Static Cling to report, sir.
freezer2:
OK, what we're going to do here is saw off your head and replace it with a good looking one. The body is still good... head's got to go!
Datazoid1701:
In the future secretaries will still be drying their nails.
Datazoid1701:
Yeee Haaaaww, it's barnyard square dance time!
Datazoid1701:
Forgive me Captain Kirk, for I have not sinned with you.