Loodvig:
Just then, Shatner's girdle snapped, and Scotty was directly in its path.
KIPPAGE:
"Gitcher bloody Vulcan hands off uh L'il Haggis, ye pointed-eared goblin!"
tinaw:
"Can't... breath... whalebone... girdle... too tight... losing... consciousness...."
Amon:
"There appears to be aliens at work here, Spock. The underwear is on the walls, not the ceiling."
Amon:
Yep, just like those Federation pussies. First sign of danger, they turn tail and run.
Equinox365:
Captain's log stardate 2593... After extensive training, Klingons finally learn how to use the flush lever.
tinaw:
"Hold on! I haven't porked ya!"
Amon:
"See why we Klingons will eventually conquer your Federation? I lost my sword, but I keep fighting with just my arm!" "Well, that's kinda stupid if you ask me."
Loodvig:
"Yeah I fell asleep next to the warp engines - so?!?"
Equinox365:
"My room... 11:30... wear the red dress..." Spock could hardly believe his ears.
Amon:
What did McCoy do to poor Jack Skellington?
Amon:
"Approachong giant space turd, Captain. Orders?" "Follow standard Starfleet procedures. We're gonna wipe this turd right out of the galaxy!"
Datazoid1701:
Like this, Spock? Or a little higher?... The left eyebrow?... My ears? I can't do anything with my ears. (From "How To Be Spock for Dummies")
mikerafone:
Kirk's hormones lock on target...
mikerafone:
Agnes hikes her dress up in anticipation of Kirk, but it turns out to be her mother at the door.
Datazoid1701:
The Splatball that almost got Kirk.
mikerafone:
Spock had to turn the hose on a randy Kirk.
Drake_Tungsten:
"Yes, it's true, I am a distant relation to both Leonid Brezchneff and Andy Rooney. That's how I got these eye brows."