Spatch:
"Go ahead and hate your nei-eigh-bor, go ahead and cheat a friend..." - from The Legend of Willy Shat
lil_amish_boy:
"Why, Doctor, I had no idea you also enjoyed the pleasures of a men's sex club."
lil_amish_boy:
"We can save Kirok or the sexy Indian babe. Show of hands?"
UnReality:
"Does this bug you? I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"
lil_amish_boy:
"Spock! Duck!"
UnReality:
"No, see, it's a pun. Poca-hot-ass, Pocahontas...? Aw, forget it."
flare_kojima:
You smell of cheese and rutabagas.
Moatas:
Kirk fakes looking 'thoughtful' so he can get a quick captain's nap in before slapping the crap out those snotty kids.
The_Seer:
Kirk decides to challenge the children to a game of "who can make the best fart noise."
Farah:
Cool. I didn't know they had a spaceship version of Seasame Street.
OriginallyWahoo:
I call the captain's chair... me, me, me. Oh, that's right, I'm the captain.
DizzyBum:
Let's see how long it takes for the captain to get out of the shower after I turn off the cold water.
Mr_Bad_Movie:
Uh uh Captain! This time... WE get some!!
144b:
Hey, you guys are forgetting. Rank before beauty, you know?
hellrat:
One at a time boys, ONE AT A TIME!
ENS_Schmuckatelli:
"Bones has got back." "What, Ensign?" "Er, nothing Captian."
144b:
The men's room's over there, Jim. Hee hee, sucker!
colors:
Hey! There's a carmera under my bathroom sink!