UpSky2:
A Saturn automobile, I presume.
cyoungdahl:
No, it's not a Saturn. Where did you get that idea?
Eccentrica:
Mr. Sam Johnson went to his car one Saturday afternoon to go to the local video store. What he didnt know was, he was about to step into: The Twilight Zone.
Samhein_G:
Oh God... please let me work my metal zipper loose from this door before the rest of the kids get out of class... oh, please...
Mr_Grant:
"Quickly, Wonderbread Boy! To the Albinomobile! Caucasianman AWAAAAYYYY!!!"
The_Seer:
"This is your son's principal. I'm afraid Spock is a discipline problem."
rick12string:
Things were glum in Ten Forward when it became apparent the girls weren't coming.
rick12string:
Two of the guys danced while the Captain played air guitar and Mr. Spock sang 'Old Man River.'
Spatch:
"We're just talking up here, Mom, honest!"
Ferbher:
It's my dad! Remember, we were just studying!
lil_amish_boy:
"No! I'm not hiding a small planet behind my back, Chief Wampum!" (they borrowed the Indian outfits from F Troop, didn't they?)
RolanDeHay:
"It's time for you to decide. Shall the People call you 'Acts-like-Wood' or 'Hides-under-Toupee'?"
Westman:
The Enterprise's View Master technology is years ahead of ours.
Loodvig:
"Cripe, there's always dust build-up in these Coleco-Vision cartridge slots..."
RolanDeHay:
.oO(Ruffled Feather no impressed. Maybe he should be called 'Kisses-like-Fishes.')
Westman:
"If you're Points-with-Ears, and Kirk's Acts-like-Wood, who the hell am I?" "Drinks-like-Fish." "Damnit!"
Vaelyn:
I'm sorry, Spock. I didn't know you wanted the last piece of carrot cake.
lil_amish_boy:
Acts-Like-Wood now sports Sideburns-Like-Country Singer. Pocahontas seems to like 'em though...