144b:
Yes, Captain. Do you want fries with that? Uh, no. We don't have the Shamrock shakes until March.
ENS_Schmuckatelli:
The 'honor thumbscrew' never caught on...
Mr_Bad_Movie:
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WHO *scratch* WHOWHOWHOWHO..."
madcar27:
In the year 2502 Xena is reserected.
ENS_Schmuckatelli:
"I don't *need* this! I used to be Catwoman, you know!"
144b:
Uh, are you sure that Gretel wears this in Hansel & Gretel?
flowbear:
"Captain, dont put your whites in the colored laundry again please."
JustinThyme:
Captains log 29.95 plus tax, We were beaming down to get some supplies from Home Depot for Scotty.
The_Seer:
"Yeah man, that Grateful Dead music that's playing is groooooovy."
JustinThyme:
No, no no, Sulu, I wanted to watch the men's figure skating, put on MSNBC!
AlanPartridge:
Will you please move back and forth for me? It would make more pleasurable anal sex.
The_Seer:
"Okay everyone, Spock will play the piano while the rest of us do our favorite game... HOEDOWN!"
JustinThyme:
OK Sybil, who am I talking to now?
The_Seer:
Scotty is horrified when he gets a glimpse of himself in the future, circa Star Trek V.
Dacgugi:
I thought it was a pound-me-in-the-ASS prison!
ROBOTCROWT:
Peter Falk and I have more in common than you might think.
Cyberbeast:
"We haven't had bacon abaord this ship in years, you're coming with me, I'm taking you to the chef."
WaldGuump:
There, now I've touched them all, they're all mine!