TheDiva:
I don't like Spock's new hat...
MrZyzyk:
"Bridge, this is Kirk: I want to report that Spock is crocked off his Vulcan butt and has put a lamp shade on his head."
joeisdeth:
The filthy haggis smacked me on the head and took blackmail pictures with a passed out McCoy! Can ye believe that?!
Racerex:
"What am brain? What you mean brain am brain. If brain am brain, then what am brain???"
bargainbrandbeing:
Kirk stuns the crew with a sudden evangelical outburst.
Zoogicub:
"ALL HAIL KIRK!" -chirping Crickets- "Awwwww, C'MON! ALL HAIL!"
Zoogicub:
-director "Um, guys, we're not doing one of the 'ships been hit' falldowns. Y'wanna get up now?"
bargainbrandbeing:
"I'm telling the ladies it's a winch for my Willy! hehe"
Racerex:
"Why Captain Kirk, you bitch!" // "Easy, Scotty."
bargainbrandbeing:
"This buffet sucks."
twilight23:
I can't wait to race my spiffy RC Spock!!!
bargainbrandbeing:
"Ok Spock, you are now a southern housewife from the 20th century. hehehe - this is gonna be good."
TheDiva:
"People, people, we're not in line at the cafeteria! Let's try to stagger ourselves, shall we?"
twilight23:
The new & improved Spock cable descrambler
bargainbrandbeing:
"Aaaaaggggghhhhhhhh. Who let Spock eat the chili last night?"
gleeb:
A sandwich spread that tastes like mayonnaise but with one third the calories! But how?
gleeb:
"How about when I poke here?" "Nope." "Here?" "No." "Dammit, maybe you're right; Vulcan's can't smile."
pearliepie1:
Well Captain. I think we've missed our turn off. If a certain starship commander would have kept his mind on the job at hand, we'd be at the happiest place in space.