The_Seer:
"Don't tell anyone but we're really Britney Spears and Justin Timerlake in disguise."
keyz88:
It's a "dead cat toupee" Captain Kirk... wanna trade???
pearliepie1:
Next on Fox - Shootout at NBC's BackLot starring Gabby Hayes.
zombiewoof68:
Quick! Trouble's brewin' on down to the Alamo!
Zoogicub:
Although a footnote in history, the Mulletmen lent a hand to the Americans at the Alamo, and fought bravely, what with all that hair...
The_Seer:
"Lick your ears? Ewwwwwww. Spock, you are one sick puppy!"
kwanger:
Yes, I KNOW that Vulcan hearing aid is heavy. You'll just have to get used to it.
1600:
"Don't consider it a sexual perversion. Think of a threesome as more of a scientific experiment."
pearliepie1:
Davey Shatner, king of the wild frontier, or maybe just king of a bunch of blonde mamaboys. Who knows?
rminor:
We've lost Teri -- someone press CTRL + ALT + DELETE so she can reboot.
zephyr:
.oO(even female shadows follow the captain... he really is a babe magnet... damn my Vulcan blood!)
foxyprincess:
"Well Spock, what I'm trying to say is, well, your ears. They just creep me out!"
KirkShatner:
I can't believe it! There I am actually HAPPY for once, I'm right on the verge of getting some, and the captain has to go and ruin it!
Davie_daWeird:
*grumbles* Damnit... he's singing again...
teambanzai:
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!
davey23:
Uh oh... he's seems to have a lot of practice with that hand motion!
MrZyzyk:
"No--on Earth, 3 inches is *this* big..."
AbortionIsMurder:
"Captain's Log: Ever since I destroyed some of the nerves in my arms, I haven't been able to shoot a bird properly!"