hotbrunette:
J. RomuLopez
rminor:
"By the way, Spock, I would start taking penicillin soon if I were you..."
pearliepie1:
Oh I see. It was fun while it lasted for YOU! But what about me? Do you know how hard it is for a pointy eared middle age woman to get a date?
pearliepie1:
These little miniature hibatchis are great when you want to cook up a hot dog or two in your room after the ship's mess closes.
TheDiva:
He's a human Cleveland Indians logo...
TheDiva:
Surprisingly, Spock's a licenced massage therapist.
lil_amish_pumpkin:
Shat Shiatsu
TheDiva:
Well, will I be able to boink her one last time before she croaks?
pearliepie1:
Well Nurse Chapel started out trying to revive your daughter, but noticed her nice jewelry & just couldn't resist trying it on.
hairfairy:
That squaw just ticks me off... all morning I gotta hear "I need more wampum, blah, blah, blah..."
KIPPAGE:
"Scotty, beam me down some more Viagra... and a box of Trojans..."
lil_amish_pumpkin:
Anybody wanna bet Shatner has this costume in the back of his closet today?
asteroidboy:
"Her breasts are getting larger and more pouty, Jim. It could happen any time."
TheDiva:
"I've had it with these excuses! 'I'm tired,' 'I have a headache,' 'I'm about to die...'"
lil_amish_pumpkin:
The Death of Princess D Cup (whoa nelly!)
Amon_ster:
Please put your breasts in the locked and upright position. (Recycled caption.)
lil_amish_pumpkin:
"Dont' die! The premiere of Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets is only a month away!"
lil_amish_pumpkin:
"Oh, Geez! I gotta go!"