mikerafone:
Oh yeah, nothing phallic here.
mikerafone:
In her later years, the soft focus didn't work so well for Cybil Shepard.
mikerafone:
"Chandler, I slept with Ross."
Equinox365:
No, no... Don't just stand there. This is going to be much more sporting if you run madly for the woods.
TyranosaurisRex:
Hi. OK let's get down to business and find out if your tits fit in my hands.
Nodrog_CRC:
Guy on right: "Help me... help...." Cameraman: "That's great... just let me get the lenscap off, then say it again just like that."
TyranosaurisRex:
I can't believe it's taking them so long to get this frozen hot dog out of my snatch
cyberpsycho:
The Whack-O-Matic from Ronco.... gets rid of those ugly warts for good!!!
cyberpsycho:
My God!!! You women from Andromeda are HUGE!
cyberpsycho:
I'll get you Dorothy... AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!!!
AMCrulz:
oOHmmm. It's been three days and the smell stills doesn't come off.
posthumous:
Sorry. The power company cut off my lights.
posthumous:
Jamie had some reservations about the 200 year old woman sitting on his face.
HiFi_dude:
I tell you, I'm innocent! I'm innocent! It was a simple wardrobe malfunction! I'm innocent!
okiedokey:
After the reading... they told me what my gender was.
Loodvig:
Just in from Weekly World News... Johnny Cash is alive and had a sex change!!!
DuncanDisorderly:
Before the reading 'she' was an 11-year old pre-pubescent boy, now 'she's' a 45 year old diesel dyke.
Loodvig:
The early stages of a mullet...