Loodvig:
"What? You're not coming to the midget tossing techno rave?"
bugwber:
So THAT'S where Robert Smith has been hiding!
Zonk:
"I'm not really Goth on purpose... I've been on an all-prune-juice diet for 6 months..."
bugwber:
Michael Jackson meets his roomie at Santa Barbara County Lockup.
Datazoid1701:
TV's Frank and Grizzly Adams are proud to announce the birth of their first child - Frizzly.
Datazoid1701:
My parents went to Paris and all I got was this lousy T-shirt from my Dad's bottom drawer.
bluedreams:
Can't they wait until they get IN the helicopter before they start doing it?!
Datazoid1701:
Endora zaps Darren into a 6 year old. Samantha sees her chance to take Tabitha and move to Vancouver.
Zonk:
Always the overachiever, Diane mixes her Tai Chi with Feng Shui and invents the first martial art interior decoration service.
posthumous:
The Bearded Lady gets busted
posthumous:
10-4... This is Buttpirate on your backdoor, good buddy... over.
Raven_Poe:
Hey, can't you read, this is the GAL's bathroom, bull dyke is three doors down.
Datazoid1701:
Car seat? Why do I have to get in my car seat, Mom? The car ain't even got a roof!
Datazoid1701:
Someone got a coupon for LensCrafters
Datazoid1701:
"We will rebuild him. We will make him stronger." Statement from the Kerry Presidential Campaign
Datazoid1701:
Looks like C3PO has a date for the Star Wars Re-Re-Release Premiere.
Datazoid1701:
You have reached the home of Martha Stewart. Please, leave your name and number and I'll return your call in 9 to 18 months.....Beeeep
Enohead:
Many friends told Glen he was too old for a pacifier, but did he listen? No. Glen marches to the beat of a different drum.