Eggplant:
"Uh... Hey, what's Billy Bob a doin' tuh that sheep?"
Eggplant:
"All right, wise guys, this is the Knight Rider set... Who's the idiot?"
Daleman:
I hate doing my grocery shoping at the office.
GiantPeenis95:
Hey, this isn't chocolate!
Datazoid1701:
Please, tell me I'm NOT looking into a mirror.
Datazoid1701:
A herd of nurses. "Yeah, I've heard of nurses." No, a *nurse herd*. "I don't care, I wasn't talking about her."
Datazoid1701:
Umm, I just smashed in the back door with a sledge hammer to let myself in to kill you. I hope you don't mind. Also, do you have any sugar?
KIPPAGE:
Andy Warhols "Man in Black in White under Magnifying Glass"... $500,000
Nos4a2:
*dingdong* "Could I interest you in joining the Bland-faced Canadian Actor's Guild?"
Nos4a2:
Next time on 'Smallville' - yet another cave episode filled with cheesy special effects...
Datazoid1701:
Tricycle down! Tricycle down! Move in, move in!!
da_upstart:
Johnnie 5 longs to become Big Foot. Next on TLCs Amazing Makeovers.
Datazoid1701:
Life Lesson #543 - Never take a Mummy on a picnic.
Datazoid1701:
You both look fabulous. I don't know which one of you to choose for the Prom.
da_upstart:
"Oh, I'm sorry, Buck. Didn't I tell you? Hawk and I are having a baby and we want you to sit on the egg after I lay it." "I'll provide the worms." "... WTF?!"
Datazoid1701:
Run! The DEA helicopters are coming.
Datazoid1701:
I am overdrawn at the Memory Bank... aaaaaaahh
Datazoid1701:
Must prepare myself for the creepy grandfather hug...