darksoulnohope:
The last thing Shaggy saw before Scooby Doo ate him to death
Thwacky:
Not surprisingly, no one raised a finger as Ryan Seacrest choked on an olive.
YibbleGuy:
The "Mad, Mad House" contestant voted "Least Likely That The Carpet Would Match The Drapes."
YibbleGuy:
Next, on the "Impressions" section of "Mad, Mad House": "Courtney Love Looking For Her Pills."
Angel_Noir:
"The Wiz," starring Fifty-Cent. "And what for you, Scarecrow?" "Some bitches and a forty, yo! o/` 'You can find me in the field, pocket full of dub...'"
Angel_Noir:
Sales of the "8-Mile" DVD were hampered in Canada when it was released as "40-Kilometer."
Tmsrvo:
One of any shots from my mom's home movies.
jlinhrst:
Even creepy claw-for-a-hand man enlisted in 'Operation Iraqi Freedom.'
DMD:
Apparently "don't ask, don't tell" wasn't the policy on this world.
DMD:
With few options for entertainment in the desert, shadow puppet renditions of "The Wrath of Khan" gained in popularity.
Datazoid1701:
A planet where turtles evolved from man
Datazoid1701:
Sir, other than Las Vegas, what's the point of Nevada?
slow_diver:
Grandma disappeared...
quadkane:
Exhibit A found in Kobe Bryant's hotel room
quadkane:
The only contestant they told to get the hell out on Fox's The Swan
7dizbusters:
Elmer "Ozzy" Fudd.... I'm a wabbit swayer... a guitar pwayer.... I got a nasty habit... Kill the wabbit!
Datazoid1701:
The TRUMP Hamster Playset.
Eggplant:
*HIC* "..Dammit Schpok..." *Hic* "Whersh McKoyyy... I am Keeeerouk..." *Hic* "I am Shaaaatner hear me Roar!" *HIC*