MissingSliderLogan:
Rabid Sliders fans at the Sliders movie premiere.
MissingSliderLogan:
What do you mean I'm not FutureBoy!?!?
quadkane:
Anna Nichole Smith's latest brain scan.
keyz88:
...and the gold medal winner for pinching a loaf from the 10-meter board goes to Greg Louganez...
Joshua_the_samurai:
Bill the Butcher vs. the World's Thinnest Tribble
Datazoid1701:
Upon reflection, I probably should get some drapes.
Datazoid1701:
Sir, it must be the Spring Offensive, everyone is converging into Florida.
Datazoid1701:
Steamroller squashed my toothbrush
Laurie2K:
"Don't feel bad, Bobby. Always remember 'The boys go to Mars, to get the candy bars, but the girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider.'"
David_Stark:
Friar Tuck has been doing Atkins...
Ric_Shaw:
The new 'Gollum' look that all the club kids are sporting these days. Jeez, what next?
Ric_Shaw:
Babe mellow out. You got to time your acid better, Widespread Panic doesn't start playing for another hour.
David_Stark:
Oh, sorry, does my breath OFFEND you? Or maybe it's my cologne? Too much?
Ric_Shaw:
When a friend offers to set you up on a blind date, be sure to ask if they mean it literally.
Loodvig:
...with Katherine Hepburn as Yoda.
Loodvig:
Failed superhero #9815: Perpetual College Student Guy
TJgruffs:
When Will O' Wisps get wild
keyz88:
Honey? Can we call the @#%*$^#% plumber now ... PUH-LEEZE???