parakeetstorm:
Ted Kennedy doesn't need a secretary; you can find him every night at 9 passed out on his lawn
BuzzerD:
Yep... SciFi has really gone to hell.
muteant:
Because we desperately need yet another film to open like Star Wars...
muteant:
It's quite the feat to make someone yearn for Scare Tactics...
sspecies8472:
We now have the technology to genetically engineer trees to shoot bullets.
AMCrulz:
"Fleeeeexxx dot wobble si quelttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Billy_Zoom:
Hey, it's "Grimace"... sort of.
Billy_Zoom:
Jabba the Cunt...
Billy_Zoom:
It's so easy to forget that we're surrounded by professionals here...
keyz88:
...clips from the original "Blue Man Group" video... before they made it bigtime in the entertainment business...
Datazoid1701:
You know, it's people like this that give green plaid shirts a bad name.
Datazoid1701:
Thinks it is a toaster. (Reason#457 why this man should be deported to Canada.)
Datazoid1701:
Time for my walk, time for my walk! Chase cars, chase cars!
Datazoid1701:
Dr. Seuss thinks up Cat In The Hat.
Eggplant:
*Ba Boom Shisssh- Ba boom Shisssh Ba Boom Shisssh...*
Eggplant:
"Yeah, I went to a yard sale at Liberace's... why do you ask?"
Eggplant:
"Oh dont worry sweetie, a lot of men have premature orgasms around me!"
Eggplant:
".... Come on Dowwwwwwnnnnn...."