Eggplant:
"Sheeeit... No kiddin'?"
emma_peel:
A poor mans vertion of "The Passion" with jelly and dancing women.
Purina_Hermit_Chow:
"Them chewy calcium supplements been workin' for you? ...nah, me neither."
Buffoon:
"Why'd you stop? I didn't use my safe word!"
Matteus:
Must.... reach.....menthol goodness!
Zero_R_Nobody:
Amish reality TV? Wow, the network execs are really running out of ideas.
bluedreams:
oOo I can't find any rats or squirrels or anything out here... McDonald's is gonna need that "white meat" soon too...
Datazoid1701:
Just another day for Bill Clinton, if not for that chance meeting with a Yankee gal named Hillary.
davewho:
Maybe if I don't look down she'll keep on doin' that thing she's doin' to my 'package'
davewho:
Aww man, she fell asleep and I wasn't finished yet, damn narcolepsy!
theterriblezodin:
sings *Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so*
LV426:
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't allow you to surf your favorite porn sites.
girly_girl:
Gypsy! I thought they cancelled Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Zonk:
"All right, you've withstood the torture of the comfy chair, but now we will poke you with the soft cushions, and surely you will confess..."
LV426:
Now, when you open your eyes, you will see if your sex change operation worked.
LV426:
Hello, Sears? There's a slight problem with the installation of our fence.
LV426:
Uh... Suzy, dear? I find it works much better to talk into the hand which is HOLDING the phone.
Tommysdad:
(Sniff) "I'm sorry, I just miss the old Saturn logo so much."