meQal:
I see you out there capping away like this is one big joke. I got my eyes on you.
jondapicam:
Do you know what it is like to be 43 years old and never to have been laid?
jondapicam:
Michael Jackson: Caught in the act.
jondapicam:
"Oh, God! You scared us!" "It's only Tito, not Michael!"
Amon:
Buffoon's ex-wife's heart seems to be not quite the dark place he always made it out to be...
David_Stark:
One... two... three... RED LIGHT!
MarionneBlack:
Were you black on the night of March 3rd?
adamient:
So then that ferocious little beast hissed at me, like this: "HSSSSSSS!!!"
MarionneBlack:
Wow, do I need a tan! I'm not just pale, I'm transparent!
Ric_Shaw:
Most people stop having staring contests when they're 7yrs old. "You blinked!" "You blew in my eye!" "No I was just breathing."
Datazoid1701:
The reason I tell people I'm an orphan.
Datazoid1701:
If you can see this, then you are standing too close to a Scot's kilt.
Tommysdad:
"Uh... Freeze or I shoot my ass off!"
Tommysdad:
Sometimes you forget you have cold sores until you smile.
KIPPAGE:
"Hey, is yous guys goin' fer a beer or ain'tcha?"
quadkane:
Tonight, Tony Soprano shows Yani that crappy music and a weak backbone won't cut it in the Family.
Datazoid1701:
No, I do not care to sample your dropped bubble gum. However, do you have some Wrigley under the student desk?
Eggplant:
"Isn't that bug zapper light a little strong, Lisa?"