Amon:
Chamelion forgets to change his white shirt and black hair, and fails miserably in blending in with his surroundings.
Amon:
*cue "Get Smart" theme song*
Amon:
"You've gotta help me get this thing off!" "Look, you ought to be glad. You got a near-sighted face hugger. Could be worse."
klutzka:
"Once again Tibor, your underwear doesn't go on your head. Who hires these temps?"
klutzka:
"I know you're closed. Look, can't you help him? He really wants a Happy Meal." "...and a sundae." *sniffle*
Amon:
"Honey, what are you looking at?" "Uh... nothing, dear." *quickly logs off nambla.com*
Amon:
"Yeah, alcolzh shumthin great, izhn't it?" "Put your hat on straight, Captain."
klutzka:
"Ahhh. You ain't lived until you've drank gin with leather underwear on your head, kid. This is the life!"
Amon:
"You asshole! I thought you said this radar detector works! Now I'm gonna get a ticket!" "Uh, Steve? You actually need to hook it up for it to work."
klutzka:
"I told you. Turn off the camera. I can't read any more of this script."
cappin_marvel:
Well, that's special alright, but I just asked if anyone knew where my pen is!
BurkeDevlin:
"My name is Bubbles, I'm blonde, and my favourite colour is... Clear! Tee hee."
daddio:
The dime store Madonna, she comes around every Xmas time looking for hand outs and predicting doom.
daddio:
So he was all 'Juliet like the sun' and I'm all like 'a rose by any other name' and he was all like...
cappin_marvel:
Do you want me to hold your hair, dear?
LakeSpeed:
"I remember the days when I was a tree, blowing in the breeze, offering shade for a teenage couple... providing a home for birds and squirrels..."
JaySherman:
"In review of your clearly inferior artwork of our family, your crayon drawing will not be posted on the refrigerator door."
bluedreams:
"Come on man, you can be straight with me Tom--are you the one who put that burning cross on my lawn?" "Heh heh, no-o-o, it weren't me."