DojoGrant:
So, you say you put your left foot in? Like this? THEN shake it all about?
posthumous:
So that's why they call you Eileen
TheRatfink:
(click) "Don't move... there's a fly on your forehead."
DojoGrant:
Nazis patrol in this senior citizen sweat shop.
Amon:
A drunk David Letterman takes the ball and string away from a Stupid Pet Trick contestant.
MaxRBever:
Mandy Moore hears the box office returns of Saved
Datazoid1701:
Your mood ring says you're grumpy.
Enohead:
"Thanks for calling the Suzanne Pleshette fanclub, this is Gina. How may I help you?"
Enohead:
"...and a pinch to grow an inch hee hee hee!" "You two keep this up, I'll grow more than an inch..."
posthumous:
You really need a woman, Dad.
KIPPAGE:
"Imagine if you will, banging your arm on a Fourth Dimensional object in... The Twilight Zone!"
rmdw0815:
Back to our Lifetime movie, "Men are evil and must be destroyed."
Equinox365:
Yes, dear. We found you on our doorstep. A little bundle of joy. And after you banged on the door for three days, we let you in.
rmdw0815:
Now back to, Village of the Women With Unusually Large Foreheads
skorry:
I'm afraid it's bad news. Everybody knows you are just sporting a comb-over.
jebus:
"Ah come on honey - I only did it with your sister twice!"
jebus:
"Sorry my office is too small, otherwise I'd let you in."
mikerafone:
"Passenger Smith, please return to the middle of the cruiseship. Your hair is causing us to tip again."