Datazoid1701:
This is what it's like when Midgets are born.
Datazoid1701:
Major Carter reveals what it's really like going through the Stargate.
Datazoid1701:
It isn't about the bike. It's about the Spandex.
dscully:
"What- I was checking her for ticks, dude-"
STAR_GATE:
Tom Petty turns around suddenly while withdrawing his last ten dollars from the ATM just in time to catch PeeWee Herman trying to steal his pin number.
STAR_GATE:
I asked her to dance, and she said I looked like an infected scrotum.
dscully:
Talk about havin' a monkey on your back...
KIPPAGE:
"Archer to Enterprise... I think they are going to keep us for another season!"
Datazoid1701:
Dear Employee #4762: We know you have been using the sugar packs from the break room. We know you do not drink coffee. Homeland Security has been notified.
KirkShatner:
Hey guys, isn't it ironic that here we are in Iraq which is known for it's oil fields and we ran out of gas?
KirkShatner:
Dude, I told you not to put that aluminum pie pan in the microwave!
tanne:
So, they're finally selling the famous Beer Goggles that make everyone look so good at last call.
tanne:
Wow, either Mary-Kate or Ashley has really gone bad.
tanne:
No one knew just how to break the news to Nicole Kidman about her receding hairline.
Amon:
"No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to light my cigarette!"
DaRkn3sS:
The ever Watchful Duties of Neptune are never finished.
posthumous:
That was a demonstration of why you should ALWAYS put the lid on the blender.
DojoGrant:
When he said he was going to open up another can of worms, they never thought that he would be eating them, too.